Michael Edward Burrell Jr' s 1st blog

Jul 28 2014

I VOW

Love itself has no hold on me I am a free soul and a manifrstaiin of love for you I gather as a unit because you are immeasurable. I amass pass gas and remain solid because you are the reason I feel moisture gathers in my center well, the ddepthsto which I love you are ever deep. The light that permiates me is nt radiant enough to dim you shine gem. As I take in this air I live to speak these words” I live us, as God is my witness and father on high. My love, my life, my wife”.

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romancingthelookyloos:

artichokehold:

underpaid bowling alley employees should go on strike 

Please spare me that subpar pun

Thus is really getting out of hand, so I think I’ll split.

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A man came to our class once,
he claimed to be a fair judge
with daughters he loved.

He asked a question to the class:
“When should a minor be tried
as an adult?”
and students began raising their hand

“murder”
he wrote it up on the board.

“robbery”
he wrote it up on the board.

I said, “Rape”
and he paused, he asked
for clarification

“You mean violent rape?”

“no I mean rape.
It is all the same.”

he looked to a boy
who said “rape only if
he used a weapon and
hurt her.”

and I said, “rape is rape,
whether his weapon is a knife,
drugs, or guilt. She said no.”

he shook his head,
and wrote
“Violent rape” on the board
anyways.

I never understood,
because you can kill somebody
quietly and peacefully with drugs,
or with guns and knives or cars;
but nobody cares if the murder was “violent”

it was still murder.

— #yesallwomen by Amanda Katherine Ricketson (via theyellowbrickroad)

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Valerie Hegarty

Famous paintings come to life in 3D sculptures of nature’s destructive tendencies.

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h0odrich:

awwww-cute:

This is how a happy baby elephant looks like


GO OFF!!!

h0odrich:

awwww-cute:

This is how a happy baby elephant looks like

GO OFF!!!

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the-best-of-funny:

rumour:

*logs in to tumblr*image

x

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johnstiels:

Hellblazer + NBC Constantine 

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paris666hilton:

Police have now captured Perez and he’s in police custody.

paris666hilton:

Police have now captured Perez and he’s in police custody.

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Jul 25 2014

equalistmako:

equalistmako:

my grandma just walked up behind me and went “oh haha is that your korra cartoon”

image

yes, grandma

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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
— Mark Twain (via kushandwizdom)

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Jul 23 2014

bearded-glory:

christmascrayonwillow:

candycreme:

do you ever just start thinking about sex and zone out for a couple of seconds and stare into space and then you come back and you’re like ah shit i hope no one realised i was thinking about sex just now

#disappointed glare at my boner for giving everything away

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